March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
February 2012
1 tag
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
“I want you to tell me about every person you’ve ever been in love with. Tell me...”
– Andrea Gibson (via bohemiancupcake)
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
2 tags
OMG MERYL.
e-pic:
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH.
imperialbedrooms:
And that’s when Emma Stone saved the show.
cleaningbug:
emma stone for best presenter
OMFG I LOVE YOU EMMA.
“And Sara’s- I mean, it’s really Sara- I mean, it’s a Sara moment, you know?...”
– Tegan Quin, on Body Work (x)
wrists:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs