January 2012
Straight Girls: Wow, look at that girl I wish I was her.
Lesbians: Wow, look at that girl I wish I was in her.
December 2011
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
infinity0nsigh:
have you ever gotten so angry about life that you run off into the rain take off your shirt and turn into a wolf
obliteratedheart:
”so hot”
I whispered
as I took my plate out of the microwave
WatchWhat Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
“It is impossible to live without failing at something. Unless you live so...”
– J.K. Rowling (via areyouhighenough)
angelisantina:
Days and Days - Tegan and Sara
